coepi:
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
(via lonely-late-night-lullaby)
ifyoucarryonthisway:
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

(via lost-in-my-own-little-world)
When you play a song for a friend & they don’t like it
sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: that-gif-person)
Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: reverseskydives)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

(Source: tridant, via the-words-she-couldnt-say)
Attractive boy: Hi I'm famous
Attractive boy: Hi I'm gay
Attractive boy: Hi I'm a douchebag
Attractive boy: Hi I'm twice your age
Attractive boy: Hi I have a girlfriend
Attractive boy: Hi I don't like you back
Attractive boy: Hi I live on the other side of the planet
Attractive boy: Hi I don't know that you exist
Attractive boy: Hi I'm a fictional character
first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
That awkward moment when someone tells you that your zipper is open.
sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: most-awkward-moments)